Tired of boring old regular funerals? That's not what grandma would've wanted! For a small fee (including travel expenses) you could book DJ Afterlife for your funeral and turn that mourning into a celebration to die for! Just email djafterlifemgmt@gmail.com for more info and be sure to like the facebook page to stay up to date with DJ Afterlife! 

DISCLAIMER: Gay funerals are OK, and requests are fine as long as they are submitted BEFORE the funeral.